
same bullshit different day
wow julian youre so cool
stfu

billhaderprofessionalliferuiner:
i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.
i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things





yet another unrealistic expectation for women
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

